Talking a Break From Beach Assholing.

If you've ever been an complete asshole for 2 straight months, you know how taxing it can be. Whenever I go though one of those periods, I like to dash off to a yacht race.

BP chief executive Tony Hayward, often criticized for being tone-deaf to U.S. concerns about the worst oil spill in American history, took time off Saturday to attend a glitzy yacht race off England's Isle of Wight.

Spokeswoman Sheila Williams said Hayward took a break from overseeing BP efforts to stem the undersea gusher in Gulf of Mexico to watch his boat "Bob" participate in the J.P. Morgan Asset Management Round the Island Race.

Good luck, Bob, you horrible fucking cunt.